Father’s Day is on Sunday, June 19th. We would like to wish all Father’s a Happy Father’s Day today.
You hold a special place in our hearts for your protection even if over the top; for your advisement on what is best even if we never asked; for your teaching moments just minutes before we run off out of the house on a Friday night; and all the strength you hold that you have instilled in those that love you.
Though embarrassing at times, life would not be the same without Fathers.
Please enjoy this light hearted explanation of many Dad-isms out there.
These fun Dad-isms can be found in Urban Dictionary, don’t worry all are approved for the whole family!
The long row of benches found in many malls and shopping centers, on which fathers and husbands frequently wait for their respective children and spouses.
My daughter decided she wanted to go into Hot Topic and buy more questionable clothes. I’m going to park my happy butt out here on Dad Avenue.
An over-large bite (bigger bite than is socially acceptable) that someone takes from your food when “trying” it. So called because dads are the main culprit, but this can be applied to anyone.
Hey can I try your sub?
As long as it’s not a dad bite
The weirdly attractive belly that hot dads develop after becoming dads.
Look at that flab, hanging over his belt, what a daddy belly!
A Dad that is extremely cool no matter what his teenager thinks.
Man … your Dad listens to Evanescense? He is so Dadadelic!
The verb of being a Dad. Small children have no concept of “fatherhood” or that the man who looks lovingly into their eyes is related to them genetically. They only know this person as Dad, Daddy, Dah-e, depending on the age of your child.
Dion was daddin’ today.
The Top 10 Things You’ll Never Hear a Dad Say:
Ten -“Well, how ‘bout that? I’m lost! Looks like we’ll have to stop and ask for directions.”
Nine -“You know Pumpkin, now that you’re thirteen, you’ll be ready for un-chaperoned car dates. Won’t that be fun?”
Eight -“I noticed that all your friends have a certain hostile attitude. I like that.”
Seven – “Here’s a credit card and the keys to my new car. Go crazy!!!”
Six – “What do you mean you wanna play football? Figure skating is not good enough for you, son?”
Five – “Your Mother and I are going away for the weekend. You might want to consider throwing a party.”
Four – “Well, I don’t know what’s wrong with your car. Probably one of those doo-hickey thingies—ya know—that makes it run or something. Just have it towed to a mechanic and pay whatever he asks.
Three – “No son of mine is going to live under this roof without an earring. Now quit your belly-aching and let’s go to the mall.”
Two – “Whaddya wanna go and get a job for? I make plenty of money for you to spend.
And the number one thing you’ll never hear a dad say:
One –“What do I want for Father’s Day? Aahh—don’t worry about that. It’s no big deal.” (actually they might say this, but they don’t mean it).
No matter what you call the Father figure(s) in your life, make sure they know how special they are to you today. Whatever your special way of showing it might be, don’t forget to honor them on this day!